"Chuck a u’ey"

Australian proverb (via aristophania)

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thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING

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do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

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h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

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notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

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andrope:

I added subtle sass.

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andrope:

I added subtle sass.

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Chris Evans at San Diego Comic Con

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Chris Evans at San Diego Comic Con

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

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pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via fuckyeahloldemort)

firelorcl:

best headline of the day

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firelorcl:

best headline of the day

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damnthatswhack:

The Iron Throne for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

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damnthatswhack:

The Iron Throne for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

(Source: ithelpstodream)