December 2011
122 posts
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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student:
me: whoops
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favorite celebrity: hello!
me: can I take a picture with you?
favorite celebrity: sure!
me: can you sign this?
favorite celebrity: of course!
me: can you have sex with me?
favorite celebrity: what
me: what
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Just remember that I was there for you when nobody else was. That I was there, without judgement, whenever you needed me. Early hours of the morning, during exam period, 5 minute breaks at work - I was selflessly listening to you.
But this time when you come crying to me, I won’t be there. You’ve been taking me for granted, and I’m sick of dealing with your problems when it...
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That moment when one of your friends starts... →
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And you turn into a total freak
WHERE ARE YOU AT
WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE
DO YOU SHIP MY OTP
DO YOU HATE CHARACTER X HE/SHE/IT IS A BITCH
WHAT PART ARE YOU AT NOW
DO YOU LOVE MY BABY
TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS
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